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		<title>8 Ways a Surprise Party Can &amp; Will Go Wrong</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 03:10:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>justincase</dc:creator>
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		<title>How not to abord Richard Dawkins</title>
		<link>http://thewtf.net/comic/108/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 12:14:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>justincase</dc:creator>
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		<title>The Hot Nanny Syndrome</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Aug 2010 09:42:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>justincase</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why are there so many hot nannies?
Is god such a bad guy that he likes to punish married men, who happen to have made the mistake of saying “I do”?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<!-- Start LikeButtonSetTop --><!-- End LikeButtonSetTop --><p><strong>Why are there so many hot nannies?</strong><br />
Is god such a bad guy that he likes to punish married men, who happen to have made the mistake of saying “I do”?</p>
<p>Well,  yes! God hates you&#8230; And to prove it just consider the simple fact  that almost all of the hot nannies are gay! What are the odds?</p>
<p>Some  men might argue that since they are lesbians their wives don’t mind the  staring, but this is where god tricks you and really pulls your leg  leaving you chewing the same old toy.<br />
In  reality this is not a real plus for you. You see, by being aroused upon  gazing the hot nanny a lot of sexual energy gets accumulated in your  insides. So much energy has to be flushed out as soon as possible. And  who is there to collect it? You wife! Yes that’s it, win win for them.  They get a wonderful caretaker for your children (because lesbian  nannies are always super qualified) and a certain sex session every  night, with some wild dude (that’s you completely full of sexual energy  built up by the bouncing of a certain braless nanny).<em></em></p>
<p><em>Strategy plan</em><br />
Find a hot wife and adopt or get a hot straight nanny (good luck though!).<br />
Otherwise enjoy what you have. Love is a beauty, or so they say&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Leave my gene pool alone</title>
		<link>http://thewtf.net/comic/29/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 08:04:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>justincase</dc:creator>
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		<title>Temptation!</title>
		<link>http://thewtf.net/comic/22/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 01:23:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>justincase</dc:creator>
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		<title>Hello world!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2010 15:35:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>justincase</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to The White Turtle Friends (The WTF). Today I guess will be our birthday. A new adventure begins, and possibly ends after a failed attempt at acceptance, or we can run out of money and realise we have to &#8230; <a href="http://thewtf.net/latestnews/1/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<!-- Start LikeButtonSetTop --><!-- End LikeButtonSetTop --><p>Welcome to The White Turtle Friends (The WTF). Today I guess will be our birthday. A new adventure begins, and possibly ends after a failed attempt at acceptance, or we can run out of money and realise we have to get real jobs in order to get food and stuff required for survival.<br />
If we do get to that stage (the need to work) we&#8217;ll be sure to let the world know, if we have internet that is&#8230;</p>
<p>Enjoy<br />
The WTF</p>
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